Post by The Hannahverser on Apr 17, 2016 13:09:50 GMT
Height: 5'9
Weight: 260 lbs
D.O.B.: 1 / 04 / 1939
Hometown: Detroit, Michigan
Spouse: Eleanor Roosevelt Cuppola (m. 1963, Currently Estranged)
Children: Still Accumulating Long-Lost Children (Send Resume)
Siblings: Talia Cuppola (Deceased), Marco Cuppola (Deceased), Gladys Cuppola (Deceased), Rudy Cuppola (Deceased), Carlos Cuppola (Deceased), Sherry Rhys-Cuppola (Deceased),
Biography: Born the eldest son to a wealthy, aristocratic family. Francis is rumored to have killed off each of his siblings in order to obtain the Cuppola fortune tontine. Expressed an interest in film-making at an early age, and supposedly filmed the deaths of each of his siblings, though this has yet to be substantiated. Also expressed a love of wrestling at an early age, but never made pro, instead relegated to watch from the sidelines. A prolific filmmaker/auteur, philanderer and potential philanthropist.
Filmography:
The Terror (in Your Pants) (1966)
The Otherside of Darkness (1967)
Medieval On Your Ass (1968)
2000: A Marvel of Mediocre Technology (1969)
2001: The Year We Make Bubble Cities (1970)
Patent (1971)
American Art on the Sides of Buildings (1972)
The Goodfather (1973)
Lungs of Pitch (1974)
The Person Made of Rain (1975)
The Goodfather Part II (1976)
Plows (1977)
The Goodfather Part III (The Goodfather goes All Bad) (1978)
Ragnarok NOW! (1979)
The Blindsiders (1980)
Star Whores (1983)
Star Whores: The Clitoris Strikes Back (1983)
Star Whores: Return of the Giant Space Penis Empire (1983)
China Doll Town (1983)
Hard Trek: Undiscovered Bodies (1983)
Hard Trek: The Search for Fresh Vagina (1983)
Hard Trek: Getting Harder (1983)
Driving Ms. Daisy, Hard (1984)
Pie Eating Contest (1984)
No Lubricants Barred (1984)
Suburban Sex Commando (1984)
Lioncock (1984)
Thundercock (1984)
Supercock (1984)
Flaccid Cock (1985)
American Pornography: A Retrospective (1989)
Return to Form (1992)
Throw Your Mother from a Moving Vehicle! (1993)
Barackula (1994)
Forrest Grump: The Animated Movie (1995)
Short Conversations with Overly Hideous Men (1997)
Ugly Animals of the American Midwest (1998)
Good Jill Hunting (1999)
The Rhombus (2000)
The Rhombus Revolutions (2002)
The Ani-Rhombus (2003)
The Rhombus Redrawn (2004)
They Called it a Blockbuster Before It Was Released (2005)
A Horrific Tragedy Turned Dramatic So You Pay Money to See It! (2006)
God Complex (2008)
Mythbelief (2009)
Mr. Smith (2011)
Pure Space (2013)
My Machines (2014)
French Mime Assassins Character Promo for Tag Team Tropolis (Post-Production) (2016)
Rock is Dead (In Production)
Hexx [TV Series] (Announced)
Untitled Mime/Clown/Action-themed/Amusement Park Project (Announced)
The Otherside of Darkness (1967)
Medieval On Your Ass (1968)
2000: A Marvel of Mediocre Technology (1969)
2001: The Year We Make Bubble Cities (1970)
Patent (1971)
American Art on the Sides of Buildings (1972)
The Goodfather (1973)
Lungs of Pitch (1974)
The Person Made of Rain (1975)
The Goodfather Part II (1976)
Plows (1977)
The Goodfather Part III (The Goodfather goes All Bad) (1978)
Ragnarok NOW! (1979)
The Blindsiders (1980)
Star Whores (1983)
Star Whores: The Clitoris Strikes Back (1983)
Star Whores: Return of the Giant Space Penis Empire (1983)
China Doll Town (1983)
Hard Trek: Undiscovered Bodies (1983)
Hard Trek: The Search for Fresh Vagina (1983)
Hard Trek: Getting Harder (1983)
Driving Ms. Daisy, Hard (1984)
Pie Eating Contest (1984)
No Lubricants Barred (1984)
Suburban Sex Commando (1984)
Lioncock (1984)
Thundercock (1984)
Supercock (1984)
Flaccid Cock (1985)
American Pornography: A Retrospective (1989)
Return to Form (1992)
Throw Your Mother from a Moving Vehicle! (1993)
Barackula (1994)
Forrest Grump: The Animated Movie (1995)
Short Conversations with Overly Hideous Men (1997)
Ugly Animals of the American Midwest (1998)
Good Jill Hunting (1999)
The Rhombus (2000)
The Rhombus Revolutions (2002)
The Ani-Rhombus (2003)
The Rhombus Redrawn (2004)
They Called it a Blockbuster Before It Was Released (2005)
A Horrific Tragedy Turned Dramatic So You Pay Money to See It! (2006)
God Complex (2008)
Mythbelief (2009)
Mr. Smith (2011)
Pure Space (2013)
My Machines (2014)
French Mime Assassins Character Promo for Tag Team Tropolis (Post-Production) (2016)
Rock is Dead (In Production)
Hexx [TV Series] (Announced)
Untitled Mime/Clown/Action-themed/Amusement Park Project (Announced)
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Contact Information: @dubblefc